"Hello again, stranger. I've not seen you for a long while, where have you been?"

"Well, you know how it is - one minute you're in your own nice little world, the next thrown into a pit of hell."

"Ah, that's not very sporting is it? I suppose you have climbed out of that pit for good?"

"No, Johnson, I'm afraid after this weekend of freedom, my fate is sealed - back to my real life, in the endless concreted world that is Payback"

"Payback, you say? I heard of that place once, didn't think It still existed"

"Indeed, and off I go..."

Exit stage right.